Water Oakie Loves His Witty Wifey Wassie

Water Oakie Loves His Witty Wifey Wassie http://oakie1.multiply.com/ Tue, 8 Jul 2008 21:40:40 -0000 Mon, 7 Jul 2008 15:57:43 -0000 Water Oakie Loves His Witty Wifey Wassie http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/logo http://oakie1.multiply.com 100 100 Oakie's Olympic Countdown <a href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHI8UQoKCCsAACEJTFY1"><img class="alignleft" src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SHI8UQoKCCsAACEJTFY1/Do%20not%20watch%20the%20Chinese%20olympics%20%28curtesy%20of%20amnesty%20international%29.jpg?et=9MHJH9IJ3bjrVvWhpnKaWQ&nmid=0" border="0"></a><a href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHI8PAoKCCsAAB6VPO01"></a> Athletes - Do not compete in the Beijing Olympics             <a href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHI8PAoKCCsAAB6VPO01"><img class="alignleft" src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SHI8PAoKCCsAAB6VPO01/Do%20not%20report%20from%20the%20Chinese%20olympics.jpg?et=0XA%2BEbMHRbZW2ZxJt70V7g&nmid=0" border="0"></a>Journalists - Do not cover the Beijing Olympics             <a href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHI8LAoKCCsAACEJTDk1"><img class="alignleft" src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SHI8LAoKCCsAACEJTDk1/Do%20not%20take%20part%20in%20the%20Chinese%20Olympics.jpg?et=uqVpfeECn1yt8INJFIOgeQ&nmid=0" border="0"></a>Sports Fans - Do not watch the Beijing Olympics<a href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHI8PAoKCCsAAB6VPO01"></a>             And for all those little weiners in the media who say that you shouldn't mix sport and politics, let's just have something right here! Politics is a very real part of life. Sport is a mere past-time, a mere side-dish in life. To place sport higher than politics is to show childish inadequacy, tremendous ignorance and moral redundancy! In the late 1930s the English soccer team were forced to give a facist salute to Adolf Hitler before a mere football match. Let's hope our athletes won't have to slaughter a Tibetan baby to fit in with the scum Chinese leadership. The International Olympic Committee have consistently shown themselves to be cowards of the most morally corrupt kind. They no longer have souls to sell.! THE... http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/101/Oakies_Olympic_Countdown Mon, 7 Jul 2008 15:57:43 -0000 The Scream II - The Jump <a href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SG0ruAoKCCsAAEhXV6Q1"><img class="alignleft" src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SG0ruAoKCCsAAEhXV6Q1/the%20scream%202%20-%20the%20jump.jpg?et=R%2CPTuouxfBnMihVcjpwSqg&nmid=0" border="0"></a> http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/100/The_Scream_II_-_The_Jump Thu, 3 Jul 2008 19:43:05 -0000 Moving Flat This tree feels a little like Dunsinane Wood moving closer and closer to MacBeth's Castle (The front of this block of flats). I'm away for up to 15 days. I will try and respond to any comments on any of my pages before I leave tonight, but I am a tad pushed for time this weekend. Moving is always a bit of a bugger, even when one is only moving 5 foot! Hehe! I hope everyone has a good time whilst I'm away and behaves themselves!<img src="http://images.multiply.com/common/smiles/omg.png"> Hahahaahahaa! Cheerie-ho! Der Oakenmeister http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/99/Moving_Flat Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:42:10 -0000 Carter USM - The Only Living Boy In New Cross.flv Cor blimey! Thems http://oakie1.multiply.com/video/item/38/Carter_USM_-_The_Only_Living_Boy_In_New_Cross.flv Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:28:11 -0000 Extreme Panda Sneezing.flv http://oakie1.multiply.com/video/item/36/Extreme_Panda_Sneezing.flv Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:52:37 -0000 Panda Baby!.flv Here's a budding soccer star for those of you who want someone enthusiastic for your youth http://oakie1.multiply.com/video/item/35/Panda_Baby.flv Mon, 9 Jun 2008 13:29:47 -0000 PANDA BABIES.flv Is there really anything better than videos of panda babies? I think http://oakie1.multiply.com/video/item/34/PANDA_BABIES.flv Sun, 8 Jun 2008 19:28:25 -0000 Shakira - Hips don't Lie - Verarsche.flv Warning! VERY http://oakie1.multiply.com/video/item/33/Shakira_-_Hips_dont_Lie_-_Verarsche.flv Sun, 8 Jun 2008 18:42:41 -0000 Puppy Vs. Robot! Epic Battle For Territorial Domination!.flv http://oakie1.multiply.com/video/item/32/Puppy_Vs._Robot_Epic_Battle_For_Territorial_Domination.flv Wed, 4 Jun 2008 15:01:20 -0000 Coming To All Action Cinema's Near You! <a href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SEWFaAoKCCsAABb8aog1"><img class="alignleft" src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SEWFaAoKCCsAABb8aog1/fatal%20sexy.JPG?et=uE6qPEde%2Cbgrs9dsURHkXw&nmid=0" border="0"></a> http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/98/Coming_To_All_Action_Cinemas_Near_You Tue, 3 Jun 2008 17:54:58 -0000 Coming To All Criminally Orientated Cinemas Near You! <a href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SEPaWAoKCCsAAEBHK4s1"></a><a href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SEPbJAoKCCsAAFM3E581"></a><a href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SEPbRAoKCCsAAFVUK6M1"><img class="alignleft" src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SEPbRAoKCCsAAFVUK6M1/killer%20nana.JPG?et=sMBSqxd%2BC3d7m5btST44Kw&nmid=0" border="0"></a> BIG IT UP! http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/97/Coming_To_All_Criminally_Orientated_Cinemas_Near_You Mon, 2 Jun 2008 11:33:04 -0000 Hitler's Diary <a href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SDm0mgoKCCsAAE7XIug1"><img class="alignright" src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SDm0mgoKCCsAAE7XIug1/hitler.jpg?et=nK1X1OlM%2BzWvKlbXMQ7Y7w&nmid=0" border="0"></a>The (Authentik) Hitler Diaries (Aged 8 1/2) Monday, 1st July, 1897 Dear Diary Mama has sent me some lovely Mulberry und Pepper preserve und I am delighted with it. I indulged myself a little zis afternon when I spread a little of zee wunderbar jelly on my French loaf. FRENCH SWINEDOGS! I HATE ZEM! I HATE ZEM! My cousins Mitsy und Barndolph are staying at zee family home in Baden Baden Baden at zee moment. Mitsy has unfortunately turned her ankle when slipping on some dog manure und she voz very distressed. Speaking of manure, ZAT IS VOT I THINK OF ZEE NEDERLANDERS. ZEY ARE MANURE! MANURE! MANURE! VON DAY A RAIN VILL COME AND VASH AVAY ALL DER PIGHOUNDS!!!!!! Father has told me zat if I stay out of trouble for zee next month and do vell in my studies, I vill receive a brand new bicycle vehicle to ride to and from school. I am looking forward to zis emmensley. I have been trying much harder to study recently, especially in Bundestudies, literature, und history. My art vork is coming along ... http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/96/Hitlers_Diary Sun, 25 May 2008 18:49:10 -0000 Ricky Gervais Politics Tour Live (Part 1 of 7).flv His stand-up is the best thing that he has http://oakie1.multiply.com/video/item/30/Ricky_Gervais_Politics_Tour_Live_Part_1_of_7.flv Sat, 24 May 2008 15:04:33 -0000 Ducks On A Lake.flv This video only lasts 10 http://oakie1.multiply.com/video/item/28/Ducks_On_A_Lake.flv Tue, 13 May 2008 19:38:48 -0000 Lego Chainsaw Massacre http://oakie1.multiply.com/video/item/27/Lego_Chainsaw_Massacre Sat, 3 May 2008 22:26:55 -0000 Muse- Hysteria.flv http://oakie1.multiply.com/video/item/26/Muse-_Hysteria.flv Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:31:36 -0000 Oh Really! <IMG class=alignright src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SAzS1woKCCsAAE-I8P81/Dominos_simpsons%5B1%5D.jpg?et=zpw%2CsfucIyXrK2ossDBebw&nmid=" border=0>Before each episode of the Simpsons, here in the UK, we are treated to a quick plug for DOMINOES PIZZAS. The actual words are: "The Simpsons on Sky One with Dominoes, the pizza delivery experts". Now, I ask you, what the **** is so EXPERT about delivering a PIZZA! Making a proper one may take some skill, but ringing a door bell and exclaiming "Pizza!" in a spotty, teenage, kind of way, is NOT a form of expertise! Why are we continually bombarded in our culture with spurious claims like this? It's like the "Best album of the year" being a rap album, or describing a band that has been around for 10 minutes as the most influential of their generation. (That can't possibly be asserted for another generation at least!). This whole "New rock & roll" buisiness, makes me want to kill! FOOD is not the new rock and roll! And chefs are not "food heroes" unless, of course, they perform the Heimlich manouvre in one of their own restaurants. Why are liars and bullshitters allowed ... http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/95/Oh_Really Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:46:09 -0000 Oakie-Pal T-Shirts Top quality cotton http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/album/12/Oakie-Pal_T-Shirts Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:42:17 -0000 Herbs Hotspur   Herbs Hotspur 5  Yahoo FC 1 Yahoo FC 3  Herbs Hotspur 2 In the first game Herbs struggled in the first half and didn't deserve their 2-1 lead. But in the second half di Stefano and Herbs really got going and prettymuch thrashed the "Wankers". Herbs team received FIVE yellow cards, using the Medium Aggression option and the Mixed passing option looked good, as well as the 4-3-3 line up. But in the second game it all fell apart. 4-4-2 meant that HH had much more possession, but were simply less effective in front of goal. Maybe a more direct passing style would work away from home. di Stefano and Herbs both scored excellent goals, but, overall, Spurs just weren't potent enough. Yahoo suprised everyone with a sprightly first half performance, but they were given far too much space. Away from home it seems to me that the games version of 4-4-2 is not satisfactory, but an alternative 4-4-2 formation, which is more defensive, and includes two wide players, might work away fro... http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/94/Herbs_Hotspur Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:41:33 -0000 Pokey Academical This is a performance analysis of two matches, one home, one away of Pokey Academical for their manager to ponder over. The two games were both lost 1-2, but the overall performance of The Accies was impressive and they looked very good defensively. They were the better team in the first game and should have won, but two late goals from St.Helens Hungarian genius Ferenc Puskas stole the game. Two things of interest cropped up for the Nanamen. Firstly, it seems that effeminant Left-Wing Back, Juan Kerr is a natural born free-kick taker. (He hit the bar with a fabulous curling strike). And the other is that almost everything runs through the hard-working and brilliant Johan Cruyff. His performance in the first game was outstanding. In the second game, player-manager Pokey replaced Cruyff and Bendy with himself and Kenny Dalglish. They were are more balanced partnership, Dalglish causing problems for Corinthians with a number of skillful flicks. But it was Pokey himself who scored a brill... http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/92/Pokey_Academical Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:17:41 -0000 The Transfer Market <A href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/R-84XwoKCCsAAF1aa3A1"><IMG class=alignright src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/R-84XwoKCCsAAF1aa3A1/fif4.jpg?et=lzsJY6GDOIuQch2M2OFuWA&nmid=" border=0></A>The Transfer Market can be a little complex if you aren't used to it, so I have devised a simple method for ACTIVE and INACTIVE managers to use to purchase players to improve their teams. GOLD STARS, Yayyyyyy!<IMG src="http://images.multiply.com/common/smiles/teeth.png"> Each player shall be given a number of Gold Stars with which to purchase players. Different players will be worth a different number of Stars, depending upon their ability. ie: 1 GS Decent player 2 GS Good player 3GS Very Good player 4 GS International class player 5 GS World-class player Let us say that you have 5 GS to spend. You could buy any combination that 5 GS would get you. eg: 1 X 5-rated player 5 X 1-rated players 2 X 2-rated players + 1 X 1-rated player etc. So if you have a small squad it might be an idea to buy 5 decent players rather than 1 World Class player. And if you have a big squad, the 5-rated (5 star) player may be best to buy to keep wages down and add that extra bit of quality to your team. Don't worry if this seems complex. I shall give reco... http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/91/The_Transfer_Market Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:07:38 -0000 Head Louses <A href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/R-vtzgoKCCsAABgKldo1"></A><IMG class=alignleft src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/R-vtpgoKCCsAABgMlwY1/1.jpg?et=LcrnnD8ij4W9z%2CJQWkMkZQ&nmid=" border=0> As that fine US comedian Rich Hall once said. "Why is it always bad things that end in "ea"? Diarrahea, gonorrhea, North Korea!" I'd add to that things that end in "way" like "wrong way" "No way" and Zimbabwe.  Or how about "Na"? Hyena,  angina and China. What is it about the tin-pot little emperors of China, North Korea and Zimbabwe? Why do these arrogant feudal warlords think that they have  right to do what they damn well like in their countries, and, in other people's countries? Isn't it about time that we took out the trash? <A href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/R-vtzgoKCCsAABgKldo1"></A><A href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/R-vuggoKCCsAACMku7s1"><IMG class=alignright src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/R-vuggoKCCsAACMku7s1/3.JPG?et=r8kKGPVrLRmjwzo6Z28IXA&nmid=" border=0></A>We in the West feel completely justified in kicking the crap out of Arab countries, often for no bloody reason. (Well no bloody non-oil reason anyway). Why is Robert Mugabe any better than Sadam Hussein? Both murdered many of their own countrymen. Both brought their own states to their knees through arrogant and misguided leadership. I'm not absolutely sure, but I'm guessing that Zimbabwe doesn't have a lot of oil. So, we saunter over to Ara... http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/90/Head_Louses Tue, 8 Apr 2008 22:16:00 -0000 Little Britain - Vicky Pollard.flv http://oakie1.multiply.com/video/item/25/Little_Britain_-_Vicky_Pollard.flv Sat, 5 Apr 2008 20:19:26 -0000 All Time Greats <A href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/R-VIPQoKCCsAAGPehvY1"><IMG class=alignright src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/R-VIPQoKCCsAAGPehvY1/phpThumb%5B1%5D.jpg?et=nR6bbIUx%2B7vGWVp5e9XnFA&nmid=" border=0></A>Each manager, ACTIVE or INACTIVE gets to make three selections from the list of clues below. 34 of the clues will lead you to a great player who you may keep for your team. 2 of the clues are jokers. You won't want them, even for free. The 34 quality players are actually some of the most famous soccer players in world history. You get to choose three each, any time that you like. Just list your number choices below. I will then reveal who you have picked and tell you a little about them. Here are the clues: 01 A Total Footballer (Johan Neeskens - Mysty) 02 Biggest Moustache in the Mediterranean 03 Black Panther, born in Mozambique 04 Manages the Middle Regions 05 One Eye Ota, about being a custodian 06 British, but this king could nae speak English (Kenny Dalglish - Pokey) 07 Pack of Doglike creatures, over the fire place 08 This guy really was a dinosauer in 1982 09 Winsford United's most famous player 10 The Czar 11 The most famous hair-style in football EVER  (Bobby Charlton - ... http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/89/All_Time_Greats Thu, 3 Apr 2008 21:12:53 -0000 Yet More Changes <A href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/R-R3GgoKCCsAACUdDIM1"></A><A href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/R-R40QoKCCsAAFZKZNc1"><IMG class=alignright src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/R-R40QoKCCsAAFZKZNc1/herbs%20hotspur.JPG?et=hcDn36pIRPfz0SLN05pOnA&nmid=" border=0></A>Because of the confines of the Soccer Simulator that I have I am having to tweak and change the way that I will do the OSL (Oakie Soccer League) to get the best out of it. So, this is the latest, and hopefully, final format. A 12 team soccer league, with US and UK teams. The competition will be based in the USA where the UK teams will guest. English teams HQ will be New England. Any Welsh teams will be based in New Wales, or New Jersey, as the locals call it. USA teams will be based in the home town/city of their manager. There are two types of manager in this game. ACTIVE and INACTIVE. ACTIVE MANAGERS - Choose Kit, Badge, Team name, Players and all manner of club parafinailia. This is best left to those of you with decent football knowledge. INACTIVE MANAGERS - Choose Kit, Badge and Team name only. Inactive managers will still be heavily involved in the "culture" of the game. They just won't be making any direct decisions when the game starts. This is the role recommended for those wi... http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/88/Yet_More_Changes Thu, 3 Apr 2008 06:20:22 -0000 OSL Update <A href="http://oakie1.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/R-HB1goKCCsAAAu1W4I1"><IMG class=alignright src="http://images.oakie1.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/R-HB1goKCCsAAAu1W4I1/fifa-07-4%5B1%5D.jpg?et=xvrJOlDuoMZAoxc657Boqg&nmid=" border=0></A>I've already decided to change the format to this game. Hehe! This is my proposal. A UK Soccer League with 4 teams and a US Soccer League with 4 teams. UK - Herbs, Pokey, Martin and Cassandra USA - Sheila, Mysty, Enchie and Soren "Players" need not actually take part at all if they don't want, but I would like to name a team after each of you guys and then you can decide how involved you would like to be, if at all. If there is a specific name that anybody would like to name their team, please let me know. And I would also like folks to pick their team colours if possible. Each week there  will be match reports and updates as to how your team is doing. For those who want to take a pro-active part in the game, I shall keep in almost daily touch with info and questions that will help you knock your team into shape.   World Class Players Each manager will be allowed to select three real life World Class players for their teams to join their squad, for free, from a pre-selected p... http://oakie1.multiply.com/journal/item/87/OSL_Update Tue, 1 Apr 2008 05:00:15 -0000